people say dolphins are smart but there not smart enough to not be Shity grey rubber tubes flappin about in the gotdamn ocean
congratulations! you are the piss lord of shit mountain. thank u for hefting turds down the mountainside so that we, the proles, may feast on your bounteous craps
something’s wrong with the car wash
if you ever have to watch one american football game please watch the lions/eagles game going on right now. they’re playing in 7/8 inches of snow and they’re not allowed to clear the snow off the field
My uncle has been posting pictures since the start of the game guys you don’t understand this is hilarious
the lions fumbled six times in the first 18 minutes and are winning
I don’t ever watch football but this amuses me.
A baby otter’s first attempt at swimming and floating.
✘ Help us get rid of some stuff!
Because of our upcoming trip to Disneyland—where we will undoubtedly buy a lot of merch we do not currently have room for—we’re doing a giveaway to make space for things that we get while we’re there.✘ Details
- You must be following frickgerard and desparate. We will check, so please don’t lie!
- Reblog this as much as you want. Likes do not count towards winning, but you can like this post to bookmark it.
- Giveaway blogs don’t count. Please reblog this to your actual blog!
- We’re paying for shipping and we’ll ship internationally!✘ Prizes
- My Chemical Romance tank top - L (x)
- My Chemical Romance sweater - M (x)
- My Chemical Romance shirt - M (x)
- Fall Out Boy anchor shirt - L (x)
- Brand New Daisy shirt - M (x)
- Of Mice & Men shirt - M (x)
- La Dispute sweater - M (x)
- 2 phone cases of your choice from Etsy (x)
- Your choice of either a cat mug or a dog mug (x, x)
- Custom threaded headphones in 1-3 colors of your choice (x)
- Any two pieces of jewelry from Etsy that total ≤ $30 (x)
Other:✘ The winner will be chosen on Wednesday, December 11th.
nature is majestic
the only system for me